Sunday, December 21, 2008

Somebody Had To Say It...

  • Look guys, nobody said you have to be young to use Facebook, but if you're over 40, your friends list should not be full of kids.
  • There's no point in getting all bent out of shape because we young people talk on our cell phones while driving. We don't pay attention, anyway. It's either the phone or the stereo. For your own safety, when you see a young driver, just pretend the vehicle is unmanned.
  • There's a curfew at my local mall. No one under 18 can be in the mall after 5pm on Fridays and Saturdays without a 21 year-old guardian.A "gang fight" broke out a while back, all the old folks lost their minds and the mall was obligated to make a stupid rule. Stop looking to the authority to fix your problems. All they can do is make rules.
  • I sincerely hope they find out who killed Caylee and bring him/her to justice, who ever that may be. But does anybody really want to see her gorgeous mother go to jail... Or worse?
  • Nobody likes you, Rosie O'Donnell.
  • Grocery store. Booty shorts. Your toddler in a stroller. - One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn't belong...
  • Barack Obama is the topic of discussion these days, but let's be honest, a lot of that can be attributed to the fact that his name is really fun to say. I like to say it in my Al Sharpton voice. "Obama Obama Obamaaa!"
  • You want to help preserve our environmental resources? Cool. But we can plant new trees. Can we put the paper towels back in the restroom?
  • On January 23rd, The Dark Knight will be re-released in theaters. Give me a break. Sure, it was a great movie. Sure, it broke box office records. But those records are broken every year, sometimes two or three times. People treat The Dark Knight like Jesus. Transformers 2, Wolverine or Harry Potter will break the records next summer and no one will be thinking about The Dark Knight. And if Shia LeBeouf mysteriously died...
  • "Yes Man" beat "Seven Pounds" at the box office this weekend. Now, I didn't look it up, but this may be the first time in ten or so years that a Will Smith movie didn't open in first place. Wacky Jim Carrey is still funny. Let's have more of that.
  • Stevie Wonder has confirmed that he's been approached to compete on Dancing With The Stars, and he's considering it... Really, Stevie?
  • Merry Christmas!

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